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Now you're getting warm.
But it's not Gone. It's still here! Just kidding, it's not, but it's leaving. Just kidding, it's coming back. Just kidding, it's already back. Just kidding, was back, but it left again. Just kidding, it never left. Just kidding, it just left, but you can still catch it. Just kidding, you can't catch it; you don't have a net! Just kidding, you don't need a net; you need a lasso. Just kidding, you need duct tape. Just kidding, you need fly paper. Just kidding, paper doesn't fly! Just kidding, it does; it's a paper airplane! Just kidding, it's a real airplane! Just kidding, it's fake. Just kidding, it's the paper that's fake; it's counterfeit! Just kidding, it's not counterfeit; it's real money, but it's coins! Just kidding, it's fake coins. Just kidding, it's not fake, and it's a million dollars! Just kidding, it's a billion dollars! Just kidding, it's only ten dollars. Just kidding, it's not even ten dollars; it's a buck, fifty. Just kidding, it's just fifty cents. Just kidding, it's Fitty Cent, the rapper! Just kidding, he's not a rapper; he's unwrapped. Just kidding, he is wrapped. Just kidding, he's wrapping paper. Just kidding, it's paper that raps! Just kidding, it raps and flies! Just kidding, it only flies. Just kidding it can't fly. Just kidding, it can but you have to toss it. Just kidding, you have to catch it. Just kidding, you can't catch it. Just kidding, you already caught it; it's a disease! Just kidding, it's not a disease. Just kidding, you had a disease but it's gone now. Just kidding, it's not gone. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding....
(That might make no sense at all if you haven't seen Saturday Night Live and the character Kristen Wiig has done a number of times during Weekend Update. If you haven't, imagine it being said very rapid-fire out of nervousness in front of the camera.)
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